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anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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