Spell for a spell?

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aeivyen:

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aeivyen:

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aeivyen:

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aeivyen:

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aeivyen:

@here-there-be-nerds

Kravitz held Angus close as they made their way into the library, where they were holding a little meet-and-greet for those interested in joining the book club they ran. “So how you feeling? Ready to see what this book club’s all about?”

“Are you ready to go, baby? We can wrap up in lots of fluffy blankets on our bed and snuggle.” Taako suggested.

“Mmmmmm I guess,” they answered, somewhat reluctant.

“If you don’t wanna go yet it’s okay to say so.” Taako encouraged.

“I dunno. I kinda wanna swim more but I also wanna have cuddle time. Mmmm maybe cuddle time more,”

“We can come back any time you want, baby, so we can do as much future swimming as you like.”

“Mm okay then. Let’s go home and we’ll come back for swimming when Angus gets back.” They hummed, butting into him gently.

“What a great plan~” Taako agreed heading to the shore of the spring, a bit chilled when leaving the warmth of the spring.

Kravitz followed after, and Adein shifted back into a drow before following after. They, too, shivered after getting out of the spring, and Kravitz hurried to grab the towels they had packed.

Taako took a towel from Kravitz to towel off Adein and might have used a low set warming spell on the towel to warm them up .

They purred as Taako helped to dry them off, clutching to the warm towel happily. “Thanks Dad. Its kinda cold now.”

Kravitz opened the portal back home so it would open in the bathroom so they wouldn’t get the floors wet coming in.

mythcreantsblog:

Oppressed Mages is a trope that you can sometimes justify with enough worldbuilding gymnastics, but it’s not usually worth the cost or the effort.

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

drferox:

the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

• One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
• We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
• We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
• Meat safety is part of our training
• Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  
• We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
  

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

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feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

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th4nkyoub3n:

writing-prompt-s:

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

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parthenogenon:

w0manifest:

rad-relationships:

‘Why I never want babies’

An increasing number of South Korean women are choosing not to marry, not to have children, and not even to have relationships with men. With the lowest fertility rate in the world, the country’s population will start shrinking unless something changes.

“I have no plans to have children, ever,” says 24-year-old Jang Yun-hwa, as we chat in a hipsterish cafe in the middle of Seoul.

“I don’t want the physical pain of childbirth. And it would be detrimental to my career.”

Like many young adults in South Korea’s hyper-competitive job market, Yun-hwa, a web comic artist, has worked hard to get where she is and isn’t ready to let all that hard graft go to waste.

“Rather than be part of a family, I’d like to be independent and live alone and achieve my dreams,” she says.

…

When I put it to her that if she and her contemporaries don’t have children her country’s culture will die, she tells me that it’s time for the male-dominated culture to go.

“Must die,” she says, breaking into English. “Must die!”

Must die.

Must die!

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noneed4thistbh:

gigaguess:

mattjosephdiaz:

Quick reminder that you’re totally allowed to like things without diving completely into knowing everything about them

you like 2 or 3 songs by a band and never listened to more? that’s perfectly okay

you like the Marvel movies but have no interest in reading 50 years of comic books? totally fine

you only play one or two videos games, mostly on your cell phone? they’re fun!

you read and enjoyed the Harry Potter books but don’t care about looking into crazy theories and clues planted in the stories? It’s not for everyone!

You don’t need to meet a requirement to enjoy something and anyone who claims you do is an elitist and an asshole

This, this, this, THIS, THIS!!

gonna memorize this and shout it at people

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honey-stick:

starlight-sanders:

pepperminthowell:

cappuccinohowell:

marquiis-de-la-baguette:

watermellens:

studyandlush:

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

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aeivyen:

here-there-be-nerds:

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here-there-be-nerds:

aeivyen:

here-there-be-nerds:

aeivyen:

@here-there-be-nerds

Kravitz held Angus close as they made their way into the library, where they were holding a little meet-and-greet for those interested in joining the book club they ran. “So how you feeling? Ready to see what this book club’s all about?”

“Are you ready to go, baby? We can wrap up in lots of fluffy blankets on our bed and snuggle.” Taako suggested.

“Mmmmmm I guess,” they answered, somewhat reluctant.

“If you don’t wanna go yet it’s okay to say so.” Taako encouraged.

“I dunno. I kinda wanna swim more but I also wanna have cuddle time. Mmmm maybe cuddle time more,”

“We can come back any time you want, baby, so we can do as much future swimming as you like.”

“Mm okay then. Let’s go home and we’ll come back for swimming when Angus gets back.” They hummed, butting into him gently.

“What a great plan~” Taako agreed heading to the shore of the spring, a bit chilled when leaving the warmth of the spring.

Kravitz followed after, and Adein shifted back into a drow before following after. They, too, shivered after getting out of the spring, and Kravitz hurried to grab the towels they had packed.